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      Mondays

      February 8th, 2010

      Mondays are vocabulary day and begin new thing day here in the Shelly school of hard knocks and today is no different. We started a writing assignment last week following a pattern of three point concepts. Devon has already written two such papers and next to him is the recipe on how to get it done.

      He has a total disdain for writing though so for the first 30 minutes he sat there pouting. He thinks at some point I’ll probably get mad and send him to his room (thereby escaping the terrible task) but i’ve sat patiently guiding him and encouraging him and escaping myself only to go get coffee and do deep breathing excersizes.

      He will eventually get around to actually writing it and when he does he actually does a pretty good job.

      But it will take two days and lots of deep breathing to make it happen.

      The butthead.

      I’m lovin’ my Foodsaver

      February 7th, 2010

      Like Salad? Me too.

      Like those premade bags with the mixed lettuce that’s precut into bite sized pieces? Me too.

      Do they turn into a jellied mess before you finally eat them all?

      Yeah. Mine too.

      I hate that. Truly.

      (cue super hero music with cheesy man voice)

      Announcing the Foodsaver that Saved Shelly’s Lettuce!!!

      Too much? Okay, fine…

      I love my Foodsaver. It does a lot more than just suck the air out of packages. It reseals chips, packages of brown sugar or marshmallows, and if you have the canisters you can keep your coffee fresh, marinate meat and keep leftovers fresh.

      But when it comes to salad…it’s a life saver.

      Salad Mixing

      Salad Mixing

      In these packages is the cheapest precut salad ever. Well, honestly I bought a head of iceberg. And a bunch of romaine. And, I actually cut it up myself.

      And mixed it. It’s cheaper that way. And that’s how I do things.

      To be fancy, I threw in some spinach.

      Bagged Spinach

      Bagged Spinach

      Mixed up, then sealed. Tight. Big fluffy handfuls of salad shrunk down into tiny little packages.

      Shrunken Lettuce

      Shrunken Lettuce

      I bagged some spinach by itself. It went from fluffy.

      Fluffy Spinach

      Fluffy Spinach

      To lean and mean.

      Shrunken Spinach

      Shrunken Spinach

      And best of all it will last long enough in the refrigerator drawer that we can eat it all before it turns into lettuce or spinach soup. I don’t like lettuce soup.

      It’s nasty.

      And wasteful.

      And thrifty people don’t like being wasteful.

      Seriously.

      If you don’t have a Foodsaver, get one. You’ll fall in love too.

      From the Homestead

      February 6th, 2010

      I like sales. I like sales on food. I really like sales on big hunks of meat. In particular I get giddy when I find beef of any kind on sale and I scored big time this week, twice.

      Score one, rib eyes at Brookshires for $3.99 a pound. Not crappy, fatty, gristle laden steaks, but 3/4 inch thick juicy marbled goodness.

      Aged Rib Eyes

      Aged Rib Eyes

      Yo baby come to momma. I aged these two ways, one I left them open in the fridge for a few days. Second, I coated them in kosher salt and garlic before I stuck them in the fridge. I’ll write about that part later, but do it. You’ll be glad you did.

      Second score of the week was this bad boy.

      10 Pound Roast

      10 Pound Roast

      Ten full pounds of all American beef. For $1.99 a pound!

      Really! Aren’t you giddy now too?

      Beef. Beef. Beef! Let’s cheer beef!

      Okay.

      I’ll stop.

      But beef on sale makes me giddy.

      I planned to get four roasts out of that hunk. I reached into the knife drawer and pulled out my most expensive non-appliance kitchen purchase ever. My first Wusthof knife. I spent $120 on this knife in a time when we really didn’t have the money. Good knives should always be sharp so I bought the most expensive knife sharpener to go along with it. If I’m going in the hole for a knife, I might as well go all the way, right?

      The Worlds Most Expensive Knife (in my drawer)

      The Worlds Most Expensive Knife (in my drawer)

      Sheer beauty. And by beauty, I don’t mean the dent in the tip of it.

      Dents?

      In the tip of the world’s most expensive knife?

      Yes, dents. Let me explain.

      Once upon a time in a world far away, my darling hunka chunka wanted to show the nephew the difference between bagged coconut and fresh.

      See where I’m going here?

      He used a, a…(sniff, small cry) hammer, and my (sobbing gasp) World’s Most Expensive Knife to crack that sucker open.

      And then…

      THIS HAPPENED!

      Dented Wusthof

      Dented Wusthof

      Doesn’t this break your heart? It sure did mine, and he hid it for as long as possible. I could have killed him, but since I love him, I just slapped him around a little bit.

      And I might have spit in his food.

      Kidding!

      Or am I?

      So with the world’s most expensive dented tip knife, I cut the right side off into two big chunks.

      Roasts

      Roasts

      Then packaged them up into Foodsaver bags so they won’t get burned in the freezer. I love my Foodsaver.

      Foodsaver Roasts

      Foodsaver Roasts

      I was going to freeze the whole thing, but since I’ve started doing the homesteading thing I thought I should can the other half. I’m learning to not put all my eggs in one basket, or in this case, all my meat in one freezer. If the freezer goes out I’d be hosed. Canning and freezing the same items ensures that we’ll have something to eat should something go wrong. Plus, canning meat is better than buying pre-made stuff at the store that has ingredients you can’t pronounce. Why buy Hormel Roast Beef when you can have your very own in a jar right in your cabinet!

      Go beef!

      To make sure this raw blob of bloody meat actually tastes like roast I needed to prepare it first. I plopped the two massive chunks in my favorite skillet.

      Searing Beef

      Searing Beef

      I sprinkled both sides with salt, cracked pepper and garlic powder. With the heat on pretty high, the spices turn a golden brown and get crispy, sealing in flavor.

      Looking through all the pictures I’ve taken, I failed to take a picture of the the crispy crust. Silly me. Sear both sides about 5 minutes or so each side. Trust me, you’ll thank me later, even if I didn’t show you a picture of it.

      Set the meat aside and let it rest. Let’s use that beautiful crunchy goodness in the bottom of the pan to make some juice. Pour in some water, and break up those browned bits of spice and meat on the bottom of the pan.

      Gravy

      Gravy

      Earlier when I pulled the meat out of the package there was a bit of fat on the bottom. Normally I leave that on and sear it like crazy when I make a pot roast, but I knew I was canning meat later so I cut it off and browned it.

      Put it in the pan of watered bits.

      Boiling fat

      Boiling fat

      Let it boil up with the gravy for awhile to get a lot of flavor infused in the juice.

      Oh my. Half the floor is being swept by dog tails, while the other half is getting soaked by drool.

      Dog slobber. It’s my favorite wrinkle cream.

      Gauge and Cassie are lucky dogs.

      Fat baby. Fat.

      Fat baby. Fat.

      Yes, they ate it all. I got roasty dog kisses for this little snack and undying devotion. At least until the hunka got home.

      While the gravy and fat melded into gravy goodness I prepped the pressure cooker. No little water bath for these babies. Nope, gotta let them cook for awhile.

      24 quart pressure cooker

      24 quart pressure cooker

      Put a couple inches of water in the pressure cooker. When I first got this cooker, I was under the impression that like a water bath, the water had to be over the top of the jars. The stuff I canned is good, but let me tell you, it took FOREVER. Have you ever tried to boil 24 quarts of water? That’s full of jars? And food?

      Let my inexperience be your guide. Don’t. Don’t fill it. Don’t cover the jars. Just put some water in the cooker so you can create the boil, that creates the pressure, that cooks the food, to seal the jars.

      Got it?

      Good. I couldn’t live with myself if I didn’t pass along that little nugget of info.

      Do you have hard water?

      Do this too.

      White Vinegar

      White Vinegar

      Pour about a quarter cup of vinegar in the water. It’ll keep the white film off your jars. We have seriously hard water. Pour the vinegar. You’ll thank me later.

      Put your empty jars in the cooker, put a little of the water in them so they don’t float away and turn the heat up on high. While you’re waiting for the water to heat up, cut your meat into jar sized chunks.

      Take the fat out of the gravy, let it cool, and give it to the dogs. If the puddle under my feet got any deeper I’d have to take swimming lessons. Or mop. And I don’t like doing either.

      Take your jars out of the cooker, pouring the water back in the pot. Throw in the jar lids so they get hot while you’re filling the jars. Don’t boil those lids.

      Pack the jars with your seared but yet still raw meat, and pour that gravy goodness into your jars. Fill the jars to within an inch of the top.

      Jars with meat and gravy

      Jars with meat and gravy

      The jar on the left has too much liquid. The jar in the middle doesn’t have enough. The jar on the right is just…right.

      If you don’t have enough gravy, use water. As the meat cooks, it’ll condense the juice into the best pot roast gravy you’ve ever had. Don’t worry about it. Use water if you need to. Just make sure you fill it to within an inch. Not too much. Not too little.

      Put your lids on, put the bands on, and put your jars in the cooker. Seal the lid. In about 5 minutes, with the heat on high, your cooker will start building pressure. Put the regulator on when you get a constant steam hiss from the hole. Let the pressure build to 10 to 15 pounds. The 10 pound range is best.

      Mine stayed at a steady 15 because my pot was on the back burner and every time I turned it down, and moved the pot back, the pot moved the knob back to high.

      My pot is always on the back burner. In fact, most everything I really like to do, is on the back burner. But that’s how I roll.

      In about an hour, you’ll have cooked pot roast.

      Canned Pot Roast

      Canned Pot Roast

      These jars are straight out of the cooker. They’re bubbling and boiling and will for another 30 minutes. As they cool, they’ll seal so tight you’ll need a bottle opener to pry the lids off.

      As they cool, let them sit. Don’t touch them. Don’t turn them, don’t shake them. Let them cool right where they are without being fooled with. They’re temperamental like that.

      Once cooled completely, take the bands off and wash good. These jars will last in your pantry fo-evah. But why wait that long. Next week, when you’re running into the house from picking up the kids, milking the cow, training the dogs, building a web site, chopping wood, sewing a quilt and cleaning the baseboards you’ll be so happy that half your dinner is already done. Pop some bisquits in the oven, throw together a salad, and eat pot roast.

      You’ll be glad you canned some meat.

      I could have wagered that

      February 3rd, 2010

      Three nights in a row I’ve sat up waiting for Devon to sieze and three nights he has. This evening I was so tired and almost fell asleep when I heard the familiar repetitive pattern of noise coming from his room and actually got there before it fully kicked in. It was a bad one.

      God knows I hate those things. We get new meds tomorrow. Hopefully he won’t have one during the day. Hopefully he won’t have another one tonight.

      Sleepy tired

      January 31st, 2010

      I slept nearly 11 hours and am still sleepy. Is it wrong to want a nap just 2 hours after you wake up? Worse, Devon is still asleep. He won’t want to go to bed tonight. Both dogs are snoring. Hunka is out of town. It’s going to be a lazy day!

      Celebrating sobriety

      January 30th, 2010

      We’re headed to Tyler today to celebrate my brothers 2 year pin at narcotics anonymous. It’s taken a very long time for him to get here and while he’s been sober before and for a longer period of time this is the first time he’s actually doing it on his own and he’s learned to be independent.

      He suffered through the sadness and pain of my mothers death without falling off the wagon. He’s in a position to be a mentor to other guys in similar lifestyles. He’s had a girlfriend for longer than a year and they aren’t married, living together or pregnant.

      He has come a very long way and is finally doing things in his life that are ‘normal’. I’m very proud of his accomplishments.

      And he’s older than me and actually acting like it for the first time in our lives. Happy birthday Warren. I love you.

      Getting antsy

      January 30th, 2010

      Now that I have an easy way to post to my blog and a new design in the works I’m ready to begin the next chapter of it’s inception. I want to put something together that can wrap itself around all of my many interests and activities.

      I’m hoping that my addiction to FB and Twitter my decrease. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You know what I mean. You are too. Admit it.

      I’d like to find out how these gals give away prizes. Guess I’d need to allow comments first and I guess that depends on what I really plan to do with this thing.

      First though I need to get my act together and if I wait for that to happen I may never get the blog redesigned at all.

      WP for the iPhone

      January 28th, 2010

      Downloaded the iPhone app that permits blog posts directly from the iPhone. This could be promising.

      It is not that we think we can do anything of lasting value by ourselves. Our only power and success come from God. 2 Corinthians 3:5 Ghost Ranch Logo